Vol. 1, No. 3Sunday, October 18, 2026Not a real newspaper

The 401(k) Liar

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The Enrollment Meeting

By Staff Fabricator

Single-panel cartoon of a 401(k) enrollment meeting in a break room. A cheerful recordkeeper presenter points a laser at a slide titled 'The Magic of Compounding,' slide 4 of 186. The audience is asleep, on phones, doing a crossword, or staring blankly at an enrollment form; one person crawls toward the exit. The advisor checks his watch, the recordkeeper rep dozes beside a 'Free Pens' sign with one pen, and the plan sponsor is slipping out the door.

“Now this is one of my favorite slides. Can everyone see what's happening here? Let me explain…”

AI-generated satirical illustration

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